Sounds pretty lame, huh? Well you can't really say that because I spent three hours coming up with the whole thing for my theater class (which I'm not sure why I took, because I'm not into musical theater). It took me so long because of all the research I had to do for it, since I don't really go see musicals on Broadway (the rest of the class does), but I think I did pretty dang good for my first time writing a musical based on something (in this case a movie) that I love, so be nice.
Synopsis:
Tristan
Thorn is the son of Dunstan Thorn and a captive princess by the name of Una.
The couple met only one night and fell in love instantly. Unfortunately, when
Tristan was born, she was not allowed to keep him and instead sent him to live
with his father. She put in his basket a "Babylon candle" and a
letter to Tristan explaining everything.
After
this beginning scene (introduction) our story moves forward eighteen years to
the not so baby Tristan who is now a young man, in love with the “prettiest”
girl in town, Victoria in a small English town (Wall Village). He is desperate
to bring her a newly fallen star by her birthday because if he can get it by
then, she has agreed to marry him. He uses the candle, given to him by his
mother, to fly to where the star landed, which is not in England but in a
magical land called Stormhold. Tristan soon discovers that the star is not what
he expected. The star is actually a beautiful, immortal and spirited woman
named Yvaine. Even after he discovers this, Tristan is determined to marry
Victoria, and that means he has to bring Yvaine, back. Tristan uses a silver
chain that his father obtained while trying to free the princess to take Yvaine
to England, promising to use the last of the magic candle to take her back to
the sky afterwards.
However,
Tristan is not the only one seeking the star. Yvaine is in terrible danger
because the surviving sons, they kill each other in hopes of raising their
chances of becoming king, of the King are looking for her because only the
jewel that she wears can secure the throne for one of them. Septimus, one of
the princes, later finds out that a star's heart grants immortality. Septimus
wants to devour her heart so that he can rule the kingdom forever. On top of
that, the three witches known as "The Lilim" Mormo, Empusa and the
eldest and the most powerful, Lamia want the star’s heart because they can
recover their beauty and eternal youth by devouring the star's heart.
As
Tristan sets out to protect Yvaine and bring her back to Victoria at the other
side of the wall his journey brings incredible encounters with the pirate Captain
Shakespeare and a shady trader among others. Yvaine and Tristan fall in love -
Yvaine confesses her feelings to Tristan after the witch, Ditchwater Sal, turns
him into a mouse, Yvaine not realizing that he can still understand her.
After
being changed back Tristan is too ditsy, and confused to continue the journey,
and the two stop at an inn. Tristan tells Yvaine that he returns her love.
While Yvaine sleeps, Tristan cuts a piece of her hair and goes back to England
to tell Victoria that he no longer loves her. However when he tries to give
Victoria the hair he finds that it has turned into stardust. He realizes that
Yvaine cannot enter England and stay in human form and hurries back to the other
side of the wall to find her. But he gets back too late, Una (Tristan’s mother)
having seen Yvaine head towards the wall, races to warn her, that she will turn
to dust once she passes the wall. Lamia, also heads towards the wall, and Una stops
Yvaine just in time, but Ditchwater Sal, who's been keeping the princess
captive, attacks her and drags her back to the cart. Lamia confronts Sal and
kills her, which sets Una free. Yvaine and the Princess Una are both captured
by Lamia and taken back to her castle, Yvaine is to be killed and the princess
to be a servant.
Tristan
meets Septimus at the castle, and they decide to attack the witches together.
Septimus is about to attack Una when he sees that she is his sister, daughter
of the King of Stormhold (the ghosts of the other six brothers are delighted to
see her). Tristan, with the help of Septimus, manages to defeat Empusa, but
Lamia kills Septimus.
Tristan
is forced to fight the prince's animated corpse and the remaining witches
alone. Tristan defeats Mormo and the animated corpse of Septimus, and then
confronts Lamia in a battle. During the battle, Lamia nearly kills Tristan, but
Yvaine, now knowing that Tristan really loves her, is able to unleash a
powerful wave of light that disintegrates Lamia.
Tristan
picks up the jewel that Yvaine has been wearing, the whole time. And it is
restored to ruby red, Tristan becomes the next king of the land of Stormhold,
with Yvaine at his side as queen. Una, Tristan's mother, was the king's
daughter, making Tristan the last male heir. It is stated that the two will
live forever since Yvaine "gave" him her heart when she fell in love
with him. After several generations pass, the two lovers use another Babylon
candle, a wedding gift from Una, to return to the sky, where they become twin
stars. And they still live happily ever after.
Cast:
Yvaine:
Bernadette Peters (Annie Get Your Gun)
- Her facial features are soft and her voice can be very soft, as I imagine
Yvaine’s would sound most of the time.
Tristan:
Darren Criss (Very Potter Musical, Glee)-
I love him, he is of course attractive and he would, in my mind make a great
Tristan because of his lovely voice and he can be really funny
Lamia:
Sherie Rene Scott (Aida)- She looks
the part, and can be lively and her voice is beautiful.
Septimus:
Brain d’Arcy James (Dirty Rotten
Scoundrels)- His voice is gruff and powerful, and his demeanor is one that
I could see fitting with a villain.
Una-
Eden Espinosa (Wicked)- Her voice is
soft and light, as I think Una’s would be humbled after years of working as a
slave.
Guard:
Donald O’Conner- He would be good at the fight scene, and I can see him as a
crazy old man.
Stage:
In this I would want the audience to be
able to see the difference between the two worlds. Stormhold would be brighter
and well, have a magical feel to it. While the city of wall would be very dull.
Since there is a lot of magic, I would want something like in the “Lord of the Rings”, lots of
Pyrotechnics and changing stages to show what is what; for example when they’re
in the ship up in the air. I would want the levels to be seen, lightning,
thunder, rain, the whole thing. For them to travel with the Babylon candle the
stages would be extremely helpful. I would also like a scene similar to that of
the one in “Tarzan”, where his
parents are swirling around in the ocean; I want that to be in Septimus’s death
scene (he drowns). There is a lot of animals in this one, so I would love real
animals, if there was real Unicorns I would have one, but for now a horse with
a fake horn will have to do.
Dance:
Choreographers-
Jerome Robbins: in his time he did a lot of ballet, and I think that would be
beautiful for the time in which Tristan and Yvaine finally light the Babylon
candle and become stars. He also did contemporary dance, so that would be
worked into Septimus’s death along with those of his brother’s. Some
contemporary dance when the witches have flash backs to the deaths of past
fallen stars. Also at the time of Una’s kidnapping, I think that would make for
a good add in, along with her putting Tristan into the basket and making her
way to the wall, so that he can live with his father.
Bob
Fosse: He had an unmistakable jazz style and when I picture the witches I think
of their songs as a bit more blues (sorry couldn’t think of a better word), and
I think that with this they could work that in and also when they have flash
backs to the past that could work.
Songs:
1. Tristan’s Father sneaking into
Stormhold, and meeting Una. Kind of upbeat because he’s being rebellious for
the first time, and then he spots Una.
2. Una giving Tristan up, and that of
course would be a slow, sad song.
3. Number one reprise, but slower, He’s
remembering what it was like to meet Una.
4. Tristan now is grown up, and is not
fitting in, and has lost his job. He is singing about never being good enough
for Victoria, and being a shop boy, so he is coming up with a plan to win her
over.
5. The king explains that he’s dying and
the challenge for his children to become king.
6. Tristan and Victoria at a picnic and
they see the shooting star, Tristan vows to bring it back for her, and sings
about all the other things he would do for her.
7. Tristan finds Yvaine, and the witches
are making a plan.
8. Tristan and Yvaine are in the woods and
Tristan goes off. Yvaine sings of home and Tristan is awakened by the stars
telling him to save Yvaine.
9. The witch has figured out where Yvaine
is and has set up a trap. Yvaine gets reeled in and is just happy to be safe,
and completely oblivious. One of the brothers comes for a room.
10. Tristan and Yvaine are now in the sky and
are mad at each other and are found by Captain Shakespeare, so are scared at
the end.
11. Lamia is Angry and is losing her beauty
and is just withering away.
12. Yvaine is falling in love with Tristan
and is literally glowing. She sings to Captain about what to do.
13. Tristan turned into a mouse and Yvaine
sings to him about her love for him.
14. Tristan makes is way to Victoria with the
hair in hand, and finds in complete dismay that if Yvaine crosses she too will
become dust. Yvaine sings about losing Tristan, she thinks he left her, and Una
chases after her to warn her. The witches fight and taken as slaves and
prisoners.
15. Tristan has saved Yvaine and now they are
safe together, so they go on their merry way.
16. The two return to the sky with the help
of the Babylon candle.
Sorry for how long it is,
Drop of Water